but really nothing quite beats Umpa Lumpa’s eating waffles at who know what hour of the night, and accosting frightened teenage girls…….

Brad Huff and life partner Mike friedman….. check it out

ALSO…..

it is inevitable that when you do start training again, and you slip on those leg warmer for the first time you might feel a bit like a stuffed sausage. just remember it wont be as bad as this….

also if you might be putting on knee warmers just remember to shave a bit first (i’m lookin at you Will) so you don’t go out looking like a hairy ape…..